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Man to doctor came:__- Doctor, ass hurts.__- Let's see..... Yes you have hemorrhoids, there's the ointment should be rubbed.__- And can to You on the procedures to register?__- You have ten procedures, but I am on a business trip to go.......____It took nine procedures. On the tenth he called his wife, became cancer__- Uteri__ -???__ - Pushing the buttocks and rubbing.__- Than RUB? His hands are busy.
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"That's it, leave!" thought Ilya, "In the glove compartment of the map the Moscow region, in the pocket for a match, in the trunk of a canister of petrol head".
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Today, all to be washed! Tomorrow head on toilets will go!__
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Marya Ivanovna instructed the students to make up a story with the word "pineapple".__Masha:__- Dad got paid, bought a pineapple. We ate together - it was very tasty.__PETERKA:__- Daddy got the advance, together with fruit bought and pineapple. It was delicious.__Vovochka:__- Dad got paid - the whole piece ON US X
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The girl in the box, found a piece of shit.__"What to do with it?" "she asked.__"Throw this stuff," the stranger said.__Long afterwards he face was wiped.__
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Evening. Lavochkina family gathering. Well as always tell that they happened during the day, and__johnny malkit well father asks him:__- what happened to you that day? __Vovochka is silent. Father:__- Well tell me.__- Well, okay, " said johnny, and so proudly: I wrote the verses, only they are a little vulgar.__- Okay, tell me.__- Mom we as a helicopter all makes and dad here!__All laugh, and her mother this all red. Johnny continues:__- Dad helicopter all makes and mom here!__All laugh - father too red. Johnny continues:__- Sister also helicopter smokes Phet and in the mouth takes!__All laugh, and sister red. Vovochka on:__- Grandfather also helicopter from him he's not getting up!__All laugh - grandfather red. Vovochka on:__- Vova same helicopter pop% and goes to sleep.__
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The little boy went down into the basement,__the Red button for some reason clicked.__After a minute of swirling flow__Made of boiled meat piece.
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The boy weeping, resorts to his mother.Mother:__ " Son, what happened?__- Dad slammed his hammer on finger.__- So what are you crying for?__- And I laughed...___
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After I started drinking, I was left a wife, turned away from family and friends. But I started taking the pill Linus Polling and returned to me all: Elvis Presley, pokemon... __
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"Daddy, where do babies come from? _ _ "Why, son, you're not interested, where are the adults? Or we put you on the drum?
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Lay the couple in bed. The bride stripped. The bride surprised her studies. - Tanya, why do you have no navel? And the hostel was erased.
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Riding the drunk man on the bus. He incontinence. Conductors says, " Man, what is that? - The snow maiden, I don't see thay.
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Something caught? - interested passer-by. "Yes," replies the fisherman. Caught one and threw it into the river. - Probably, little was? "Yes, about you and the same annoying.
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A lesson in school, the teacher asks:__- Children name the word with the letter "B".__Johnny struggled pulls the hand. Teacher:__"Well this schA will show"__- Well, here you are, Mamie, spell the word with the letter "B".__- Bolt...__- well Done, Mary,bet you 5! Now name the word with the letter "P".__Vovochka still pulls the hand.__- Pashenka, call...__- Pie....__- Well done, 5!__The teacher thought - thought like "P" is nothing obscene:__- Well,come on ,johnny "R"!__Little johnny stands up and rebuke:__- Pies, bolts here because of you people have shit himself.*SDAY!__
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How much vodka do not take it,still twice run! (wisdom).
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