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- What is 69 and 69?__- Dinner for four...__
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__Is the girl behind her two boys and one another so loudly:__- What long legs!!!__Girl: __- Wow, a compliment!__Kid: __- Especially the right one... __
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A woman goes to a neighbor:__- please, Give salt a loan.__That makes. Woman:__- Strange, less than two minutes. Man, when you salt goes, says, just to reach you have 15 minutes, then 15 minutes to explain what needed salt. Then you 15 minutes to find it..
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The phrase "We can be friends" is the same as if your mom said, "Your dog died but you still can't leave her"
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Sailor hurry to get home after a long journey. Standing at the bus stop, transportation, waiting with impatience at not cost. Heavy__glance stared at my crotch:__- Patience!.. Hold on, I say!.. Yes hold on now you're a little fucking!.. Hey Hey Hey!!! Cannot go there!!! Oh-Oh, no-Ter-ne-Li-and-and-new!__
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Walk the other day with a stroller. __In front of the entrance on the bench is a group of young people from the category of "substance over 20" and something very smartly discuss - hands waving, voice improve but overall, decent. And here I am, having cut another circle around the house, roll out to the yard... Oh, my God! They looked at me like I was a Ghost! And then exploded with laughter. __I'm not very fond of when me laugh so smoothly pojulu to prospective scoffers I wondered what my appearance caused such a storm of delight. What I was immediately treated to a beer and told what...__And the matter was that one of the boys the week before he got married. Parents from both sides threw some money, so enough just not a new car. And here are all the honest company argued that it is better to take our one-year-old or seven - decade-long Japanese. Arguing for a long time and have agreed to the fact that have to buy the first thing that will come out from behind the corner. And here I am with a stroller!!!
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Store company "Phobia" (Minsk, Moscow street, 12) assetmanagement source for the Sunday pages! New price:Sausage meat "Doggy". 37000
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Will sell the apartment, prepared for renovation. __
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The death certificate, which I gave, it is necessary to rewrite asked the head nurse of the surgical Department of the city hospital. __- What's wrong? "she asked. __- Small misunderstanding, " said the doctor, took her aside and whispered: __- I signed it in a hurry and accidentally wrote your name and position in the column "Cause of death".
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Sit two nerka fish. Past the corpse floats from behind the bushes garbage out and ask:__- You are here corpse't seen?__Narky:__ No__Corpse again floats. Garbage run out again and ask:__- You are here the corpse had not seen.__Narky:__- No. __One addict catches the corpse and says: __- Hey, bro, come on we'll freeze.__
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Before the shops had suffered large losses due to write-off rotten chickens. And then there was the grill.
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A fire escape is located opposite the bathroom window of the burning house, and the young fireman climbed on it. The bathroom was a young brunette in a transparent robe.__- Yeah, "said the fireman," you are the second pregnant,__I save this year.__- But I am not pregnant.__- And you still are not saved.__
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N. Rostov talking with poruteam rzewski,_and he says to her:__- Natasha you without panties.__And she said to him:__- How did you know?__- For dandruff on Slippers.__
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On the tombstone inscription: __"my Tears you will not resurrect. And because I cry".__
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Sheep in the back yard barbecue overheard the order and, if anything, was hiding in the barn.
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