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Nikolai Valuev may collect dolls are not in order.
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Roly with Manicou at the Congress. - Manica want Keldysh show? - What are you, crazy, home show!
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The announcement on the Elevator doors.The Elevator is not working. The nearest lift in the next entrance.
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At the gas station dressed "cool"-98-th gasoline.Runs-dude:__-Friend,fill besheniku in ladoshki!__-?!__-Well,very much ask you!__-Well""!__Dude,hands - 98-m-starts itself DROC%e...__Cool:__-You che,dude?!And is I,you, shit-for that splashed?! Yes go to "penny"-he is 76 mm dressed!!!__Dude:__-Yeah...and ,from 76-FINGERS KNOCK!!!
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At the exit of the supermarket saw in the pouring rain young couple. The girl's right hand was holding a big umbrella over your head high guy and a little on his left - a large package with purchases. The boy's hands were free, except for cigarettes, which he carelessly puffed, safely shielded from the rain by an umbrella. "That's a redneck" - internally I protested. But also a little jealous, too - it hurts so good and uncomplaining was a girl. Meters ten started solid puddles up to the farthest end of the Parking lot, where stood their cars.__All this way she continued meekly to hold the umbrella over the head of a guy and package purchases. But his hands now was too busy cargo pounds fifty - sending unfinished cigarette in the ashtray, he was carrying his girlfriend on his hands to the machine.
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Poverty is not a threshold, it can be overcome...
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Was Adam in the garden of Eden. Suddenly he rolled edge.__- BL"d'! - cursed Adam.__And it was so...
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First he came with flowers, gifts, bring sweets, gave me a repair. And then suddenly began to pester with all kinds of harassment. Don't understand what I did to him
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One guy went with his wife to the theatre. After the first division he wanted to write, carefully got out of line and went in search of the toilet. Wandered in search, finally found some fake monument, surrounded by artificial flowers and celebrated in need around him. Then he returned to his seat and asked his wife: __- a Lot I missed out the second part? _ _ You played a major role in it!
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The man puts the bar all alcoholic beverages and neatly puts everything into a sports bag. Wife: __- Kohl, fuck so much? We're only two days in the country we go!!__Husband:__- It's not us, Galya, on two days in the country going....- this is our son, home for two days remain!!!
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Come on honey. examination of a young girl with a rather large size. The doctor asks her to undress. But the girl is very shy of its fullness, and therefore apologizes:__- Doctor, you sorry that I was so fat. I know that I need to lose weight, sits on diet, etc__Physician's response:__- nothing, do not be embarrassed. Relax. I'm a doctor. All right__Pulls out a spoon and says:__- So, now open your mouth and say "MOO-OO-OO-OO"
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- Vasya, don't forget to buy milk!__- Well, my dear.__- Milk! Not port as yesterday, and milk, remember?__- Of course remember!__- And not Cahors, as last time, do you understand?"__ - Yes I understood, understood...__After an hour in the store:__- What she said take - port or Cahors? Yes I am not going to guess, take both.
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- Do not think that I can get all sorts of things due to the fact that I have no experience, " indignantly said the bride. Is the flour that I have yesterday bought is no good, she was scared stiff! __The grocer, who believed that they had heard all their life, spread his hands. __- Yes, Yes, not otpishites, " insisted the young woman, yesterday I made her cookies, and my husband broke his two front teeth, trying to crack it. __
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Take doctors delivery...__Born child and says:__- would you like me to prove all theorems of Euclid?__Thought the doctors and decided that this "genius" is dangerous to leave and cut off half of the brain...__- Want, I'll give you 10 proofs of the Pythagorean theorem?__thought the doctors and decided that this is too dangerous to leave and another half of the brain was removed..__- Want, I'll tell you the multiplication table?__Decided the doctors that still too early for him to know such things and another half was removed..__- who are You? Your dokumentti!__
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The inscription above the toilet: __"Land of springs"__
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