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There is a lesson in biology. Teacher asks:__- Children why fish flounder this flat?__Little johnny replies:__Because she is with Keith Tr*Halas. __Teacher:__- Vova Yes as you can! Come out of class! Children and why cancer is such big eyes?__Vova from behind the door:__- Yes, he had seen it all.__
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Treat the kleptomania claustrophobia.Tel __
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Ad.__Requires the Secretary. Sex is not to offer.
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There are three old ladies sitting on the bench. One says:_ - I already 60, and all their teeth. Pooh-Pooh, so as not to jinx it._ Second:_ - I already 65, and the same thick hair, as in his youth. Ugh-_ FIE to not maleficiate._ Third:_ - That was nashvilles! I have teeth and some not, and hair Redenka and gray. And over-then I - 70 to me, and I'm still a girl! Ugh-_ FIE to not maleficiate.
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Ill stewardess. The captain invited his friend, not the flight attendant, her substitute. __The aircraft accelerates on the runway, the captain says new: __- Tell passengers that fly. __That takes the microphone: __- Dear passengers, now our plane will fly in the air...__
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The teacher asks:__- Who knows why in the morning dew?__- I! I! I know! "shouted johnny.__- Why? asks the teacher.__- She was spinning so fast that already sweating!
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Galloping across the vast prairies Leader. Suddenly he lies on the road, pressed his ear to it, the Indian Red Sun.__- What you hear, the Red Sun?__- The leader rides a big wagon with white people. They all have guns. There are about ten people. One of them bald and fat. The wagon right rear wheel squeaks. Horses two: one peg, and the other black.__- Red Sun, as you all know?! Is it really the yeast of the earth!?__- No, The Leader! These m%Dacians have just moved!__
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- Vasya, pay for the light!__- Light, pay for itself!
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Went once to the South women: 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 years. A week later, the men receive a telegram: "BEER"? and, accordingly, expect wives to be explained. Wives come and explain: __20-year-old: I Changed That Back, let me Explain. __30 years: Constantly Changing, you May Remain. __40-year-old: Pay Properly, "Volga" is Provided. __50-year-old: Try to Change, Opportunities are Limited. __60-year-old: I Beg to Rape, the Options Disappear.
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Before you say the cat is sitting under the chair on which you sit your wife: "Listen, you become twice as thick", make sure that the wife knows that the chair sits a cat...
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"Fellow cadets to you I came from the troops,__and in the army of fools do not hold!!!"__
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Remember that the toilet is the face of the company commander. __
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Mom and dad made love. The boy noticed this, but I could not understand what it is, so tomorrow asked my mom:__ " What were you doing secret from me?__- We played in the war...__the next mother asked her son: go to dad and tell him that mommy wants to play war...__- Pope replied: Tell mom that dad yesterday on the war was lost..__
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Comes as new Russian police and says:__- recently I started to receive letters from explicit threats to my address.__- Letters, of course, anonymous?__- Not signed.__- By whom?__ - The head of the tax Inspectorate. __
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...chronic pregnancy...
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