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Each one of the Scot had an accident and died. The Scotsman goes to his wife to tell the terrible news. - What do you want, sir? - Tell me, are you widowed, Mackbrown? - What a joke! My name's Macbrown, but I'm not a widow! - I'll bet?
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Woodpecker very enthusiastically hollowed concrete and therefore on the territory of the madhouse looked very organic..
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On a nudist beach:__- Girl, and I like you!__- And I see...__
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- Your wife is a champion in heavy weight on fights without rules?__- Yes.__- She told me that you drink threw.__- You know, I also said.
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Ugly girls who made the tattoo on the back faces of Angelina Jolie, is always in great demand.
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Place a car accident. The driver sits behind the wheel with bulging eyes. The traffic police__refers to it edifying speech:__- you see, you did, and you survived, and your friend is a fool, not did, and lying in the bushes with x
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Edvard Radzinsky speaks mortars in war films.
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Sexual maniac looking for a companion.__
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Announcement:__Cloth factory is required to work Treacy - men and women.__
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Ostanavlivaet policeman "Zaporozhets", and eleven of drunken men. The policeman looked at__them, right chose and says, "Okay,guys, sleep it off and Priedite tomorrow, we'll see."__In the morning the men gathered, came, and he said to them: __- Anyway,if you're eleven__back in the "Zaporozhets" crawl,I will give you the right and even the penalty will not take it.__Guys let's go,either way I try, ten easy takezawa, and the eleventh remains. He pophali they half an hour, and then say one: __- Hey, Vasya,and maybe you yesterday was not with us?__Bob looked at them with surprise:__- Well hi was not, and who you harmonica played??!!__
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After the third broken iPhone I realized that to set the alarm clock on the phone is too wasteful.
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STRELOCHKI --- from Oskina__ __ __the little boy played the violin__ next kitten screaming yelling__ difference I heard a big__ shot twice and went further__ __"a galloping horse will stop,__a burning house will include" -__I met once so..._and plaster lay the whole year__ __the candle was burning on the table"__, a candle burned -__was a three-story mansion__ remained stove__ __"Sasha walked down the highway__ and sucked drying" -__gladly would - ate,__if... jaw had__ __I'm your cutie Glaxo__ an hour on the thigh stroking...__owed twenty -__grace, grace, my iron__ __I bought it on the market,__was in it two holes -__so alimony, Kate,__let you Chinese pay__ __on the balcony I was sitting,__drank vodka, herring ate...__after you enter the room,__lo and behold, there I am, with his wife lie!__ __Antip Ushkin, Has Been
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Goes Georgians, sees ahead is a girl. - Devushka, and the girl, turn around, " devushka, turn the attendant ladies. "Oh, Tesco ladies, just turn away.
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The little boy in the doctor played,__Enema great glue filled.__But was never able to beat the infection -__Tightly stuck to the family to the toilet. __
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In geography class in high school:__- Vovochka, what is the largest scale on the map of our country?__- The scale of corruption, Marya Ivanovna.
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